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She Wants Me Dead Switch NSP Free Download Romslab After all these years of taking goofy pictures of cats, one furball finally had enough. This 2D platformer has you run for your life from your feline pal but is it the cat’s pajamas or is it more suited for the litter box? She Wants Me Dead is played by running and jumping on the rooftops of a city while avoiding hazards. Contrary to what you may assume, it’s not an endless runner because you can move freely with the only exception being when fire is chasing you. It’s incredibly easy to pick up and play with no instruction as anyone who has ever played a video game before will understand how to play almost instantly. All you do is run left and right and jump. Where the challenge emerges is in the stage hazards. ROMSLAB.COM Best Switch Games

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You’ll come across spikes, saws, springboards, electric currents, axes, and disappearing platforms. Wait, I thought this game was about a cat. Anyway, it gets extremely tough to time your jumps so thankfully the controls are as basic as they are. Although the level of challenge is high enough to be rewarding, the simplistic bare-bones gameplay holds She Wants Me Dead back from having lasting appeal. Visually, everything appears as if it’s your average stylistic monochrome indie game and nothing ever deviates much from that formula. However, the presentation shines in the audio department. She Wants Me Dead is a song by Swedish duo Cazzette and this game is built around it.

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The inspiration of She Wants Me Dead comes from a song of the same name by Cazzette. It’s a catchy house-come-swing track that forms the basis of the entire game. It’s a good job it’s a decent song otherwise you’d be wanting to rip out your ears after hearing the same track on loop through 452 retries over 10 levels. She Wants Me Dead is touted as a rhythm game, in the sense that the obstacles in each level react to the beat of the music but more than anything, this is a twitch platformer that tests your reactions… and your patience. Keeping with the beat is second only to learning the patterns of each obstacle and carefully timing each movement. Dragon Quest Builders 2 Switch

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She Wants Me Dead is hard. Incredibly so. But rather than being a fault, it wears it like a badge of honour. Being a short game, the longevity comes from the challenge of actually getting to the end of each level in the best time and with as few deaths as possible. The problem is, unless you’ve somehow got the patience of a virtuous saint, getting to the end of each level once is going to be more than enough. On many occasions I felt like ragequitting in a fit of gaming-induced Tourette’s but by some miracle managed to persevere to the end. Even after dying 452 times however, I’d reached the end credits in about 90 minutes. If you’re some kind of wizard or ninja, you could be done in about 15.

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Once you’ve completed all ten levels, you’ll unlock a time trial mode in which you can run through all 10 levels back-to-back – but there’s that problem of not having the patience nor inclination to play through them again. This seems strange at first but once you play for a while, you’ll realise that it’s actually quite an innovative concept. Basically, the stages move to the beat of the song so you can time your jumps and runs by using your ears as well as your eyes. It’s fantastic to watch an array of hazards move synchronously as you carefully plan how to navigate past them. Another nifty feature is that the music changes every time you die. It’s still the same song but you’ll hear various instruments stripped out whenever you bite the dust. Dragon Quest Monsters: Terry’s Wonderland Retro Switch NSP

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All of this being said, there’s still only one song so it’s bound to get on your nerves after a while. She Wants Me Dead only contains ten stages. Each one of them can potentially be completed in under a minute so if you’re a gaming ninja then you could theoretically beat this game in the time it takes to microwave a baked potato. That being said, average gamers will need many attempts but I’m sure most folks could beat it in well under an hour. To add some replay value, you acquire a gold frame whenever you complete a stage unscathed but collecting all ten will be a rather taxing endeavor. There are also a couple of challenges that have you play through the whole campaign in one sitting. Besides that, there’s really nothing to do.

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As you beat stages, you unlock a bunch of items that change how your dude and various objects look. You purchase these with earned coins and although they don’t change the gameplay, they’re fun to play with. Running around with an audio tape for a head while wearing a straitjacket, boxing gloves, and a tutu and having a rainbow follow you wherever you go is great fun no matter where you come from. Turning checkpoints into portals and tombstones into flowerbeds is quite silly as well. Heck, you can even try to play the game while entirely invisible. Maybe you’ll even get a trophy for doing that…

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She Wants Me Dead is an enjoyable and simple little platformer but the severe lack of content doesn’t make it easy to recommend. If the developers included a handful of songs and fifty or so stages then it would be a worthwhile download but as it stands, you’ll be better off playing with a psychotic kitty in real life. Our character is an asshole with his cat, he drops him from the bed while they sleep, he drops things on him, he does irritating things with the poor pet that has been accumulating these emotions for a long time However, one day, he gets tired of letting his “owner” do this to him repeatedly and decides to take revenge. Dragon Star Varnir Switch NSP

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